Thursday, August 11, 2011

The dead shall rise from the Earth and hell will overflow with evils

So here I am bored and sitting on the floor at a bookstore with wifi because assholes took over the cafe. I have just stumbled upon a rather amusing video that inquires to a truth of zombification (if you wish to check it out). I personally think there is some truth to the ideal of "zombies", but I have personally defunct some myths on my own and will now express my opinions. The dead rising again would cause problems on their own especially for most because they are rotting and falling apart so they most likely would not last long moving about, also the whole lust for brains and flesh makes a person wonder "They're dead so why do they need to eat?" They really don't because nothing would get digested in the stomach and intestines due to the expulsion of all bodily fluids and excrement at first death; so in theory a zombie would eat and eat and it would keep getting bigger and bigger until it pops open which would be VERY smelly. So then there is the thought of a micro-organism that takes over animals and uses them as meat puppets until the host dies. This theory is very plausible, but it can also be easily cured IF health departments act right away so there isn't much of a pandemic there. If you believe that there is going to be a zombpocalypse you should get out and read more health books on the theories of death and re-animation of dead tissues... mainly you should read Mary Shelly's Frankenstein and discover it is all just theory and speculation and is HIGHLY unlikely to happen.

Sincerely,
      D

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