In life we all experience moments that make us wonder why people exist. I am trying to figure this out myself. To further my pondering I will tell you a story of what happened last week...
There I was, walking out the front door of my new abode when I spot a rather odd pedestrian acting differently. She was screaming and shouting at the top of her lungs about how she would kill the fucker that broke into her house and drank her iced tea. This amused me greatly, and then the most unusual thing happened next. The woman decided to remove her shirt and from underneath was no bra. This grotesque, fat, short, crazy lady was walking about nearly in the nude down the sidewalk without a care in the world, and still shouting about the fucker who drank her iced tea. The rippling of her rotund figure jiggled with each heavy step she took out of anger. Now most people would get arrested on the spot by passing police officers... no, no, no, not her. Two police cars drove by her and did not even stop to clap her in irons and toss her in the bin.
I never could understand why these things happen, and I do not think I ever will.
Sincerely,
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