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If you have come across this page it was most likely because of my first Youtube page Excellent Samurai D. I am here to announce the launch of a second Youtube page That Word Nerd. I am currently looking for people to join the ranks of Tigers Fang Productions for my new Youtube page in order to rectify the multiplication of misspelled, mispronounced, and mythological words and grammatical errors and such. If you are wishing to join the ranks please contact me via said Youtube page. If you have any other questions, comments, or suggestions please leave them in the comments section on the Youtube page. Thank you for your time.


Sincerely,
      D

Words of justice will no longer prevail

So it seems now I can fully endorse the theory of walking dead. Yes I know I posted a couple posts ago how I do think zombies could happen, but most likely wont... but I was wrong. Some dip-shit has made a newish drug that causes something much like zombies, but without the want to consume human flesh or brains. Krokodil is spreading over Russia and it is fucking people up. You inject, you get high, and then you die, but very slowly as it rots your flesh off and it is irreversible. Gangrene spreads through your body and rots you away yet it is a painless process. To all the zombie believers; We were right!! If you are confronted by a person that does not believe, tell them about Krokodil and it's horrifying effects.

The dead now walk with us now in Russia, and it will be no time before it spreads to the rest of the world. Flesh shall be strewn upon the streets and blood will flow through the once empty gutters. When the gutters are full it will run to the rivers and oceans covering the world in an infectious crimson and we will reap our fears. The living dead will rise!

Digital moving picture

I have a new video up on my youtube page.... check it out, eh?? http://youtu.be/kU9lZh5WNZg

Sincerely,
      D
(P.S. Shortest post ever.... yet)

The dead shall rise from the Earth and hell will overflow with evils

So here I am bored and sitting on the floor at a bookstore with wifi because assholes took over the cafe. I have just stumbled upon a rather amusing video that inquires to a truth of zombification (if you wish to check it out). I personally think there is some truth to the ideal of "zombies", but I have personally defunct some myths on my own and will now express my opinions. The dead rising again would cause problems on their own especially for most because they are rotting and falling apart so they most likely would not last long moving about, also the whole lust for brains and flesh makes a person wonder "They're dead so why do they need to eat?" They really don't because nothing would get digested in the stomach and intestines due to the expulsion of all bodily fluids and excrement at first death; so in theory a zombie would eat and eat and it would keep getting bigger and bigger until it pops open which would be VERY smelly. So then there is the thought of a micro-organism that takes over animals and uses them as meat puppets until the host dies. This theory is very plausible, but it can also be easily cured IF health departments act right away so there isn't much of a pandemic there. If you believe that there is going to be a zombpocalypse you should get out and read more health books on the theories of death and re-animation of dead tissues... mainly you should read Mary Shelly's Frankenstein and discover it is all just theory and speculation and is HIGHLY unlikely to happen.

Sincerely,
      D

Cheesus Crust

In life we all experience moments that make us wonder why people exist. I am trying to figure this out myself. To further my pondering I will tell you a story of what happened last week...

There I was, walking out the front door of my new abode when I spot a rather odd pedestrian acting differently. She was screaming and shouting at the top of her lungs about how she would kill the fucker that broke into her house and drank her iced tea. This amused me greatly, and then the most unusual thing happened next. The woman decided to remove her shirt and from underneath was no bra. This grotesque, fat, short, crazy lady was walking about nearly in the nude down the sidewalk without a care in the world, and still shouting about the fucker who drank her iced tea. The rippling of her rotund figure jiggled with each heavy step she took out of anger. Now most people would get arrested on the spot by passing police officers... no, no, no, not her. Two police cars drove by her and did not even stop to clap her in irons and toss her in the bin.

I never could understand why these things happen, and I do not think I ever will.

Sincerely,
      D

The first piece of madness

Welcome to my blog "A little piece of madness" by Excellent Samurai D of Tigers Fang Productions. You may call me D, or by my blogger user name Prince Thorn, but whatever moniker you choose it will always be me. The madness shall begin as you read this very first post. Through your readings you will be shocked, dumbfounded, awe'd, horrified, sickened, or just plain amused. There are no restrictions to my posts so I would advise you DO NOT allow children or under aged people to view this blog. I have given a warning to you all, so you can't say "Oh he's so vulgar!" or "He can't post that on here; children read these!" Personally I do not think children should be using the intrawebs any way due to the high trafficking of pornographic websites and vulgar words that parents don't want their kids to know. If you have a problem with my blog, take it up with me and I will address your questions and concerns accordingly.

Please enjoy your stay, and I hope you have a good time.

Sincerely,
         D